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An unusual manifestation, caught on film!
Here is a picture that got sent to our labs by an anonymous source, who
doesn't want anyone to know who he is, and doesn't want this website to
mention his name. So we'll just call him . Mr. Graney sent us this
picture as a .gif file and hinted that careful analysis would reveal
evidence of a strange and previously undocumented phenomenon of David
Bowie's area. We are currently trying to track down the negatives of
this photograph, so a more detailed analysis can be made. (I hate
pixellation, don't you?)
There are three important things to notice about this picture.
Note how bright the area is compared to the rest of his body. At
first glannce it would seem that this is merely due to Mr. Bowie
wearing light-colored jeans. Here at the David Bowie's Area Research
Institute, however, we know that one glance is never enough. The lower
portion of the pantlegs, visible below the trenchcoat, are much darker
than the portion of the jeans "covering" the Area. While there is a light
shining on David Bowie's face, there is no apparent light source
illuminating his area. This is because the light is coming THROUGH
Bowie's jeans. Either the camera was somehow able to capture the Area's
aura on film, or at the time the Area was for some reason glowing,
perhaps as a side effect of using some form of supernatural power. It
could be that the Area glows in response to certain stimuli, much as
Tolkien's Glamdring, Orcrist, and Sting glowed in the presense of
goblins. What exactly was nearby to produce such a reaction from the
Area is still a matter of speculation.
Another important thing to notice is the background. Look at the shade
and texture. Now look at the shade and texture of David Bowie's area.
They're incredibly similar, aren't they? David Bowie is STANDING IN
FRONT OF HIS OWN AREA!! Further proof that the his Area is present on a
much larger scale than anyone else's area ever can be. We are currently
unsure if the Area was more visibly manifest than usual, causing it to be
clearly seen with the naked eye, or if the photographer was somehow able
to take a "psychic photograph" which reveals the true omnipresence of the
David Bowie's area. It is also important to consider that in some scenes
of Labrynth, David Bowie is wearing light blue tights, and the sky in the
background is also light blue. Coincidence? We think not.
The final revelation provided by this picture is not readily noticible,
but because of that last one, we had a hunch. We carefully studied this
picture with the latest graphics technology and made a truly shocking
discovery. Click here to zoom in on David
Bowie's
area. (The one in the photo, to zoom in on the real-time area, just walk
forward.)
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