Upsides

Didn't have to get up early Saturday morning, allowing heavier drinkage Friday night.

More time to write, just in time for The August Van Zorn Prize for the Weird Short Story.

Will probably get paid for doing absolutely nothing, marked improvement from getting paid to do nothing interesting, meaningful, or beneficial.

More time to play videogames, just in time for Crystal Chronicals.

Entertaining levels of synchronicity.

More time to date.

Less worry about giving/receiving sexual harassment.

Moral High Ground.

May never have to look at the Shrieking Whale again.

Sleep when I want, where I want, who I want!

Major kick in the ass was needed to combat inertia, anyway.