Procrastination Party Presidential Headquarters
(Coming Soon)
Procrastination 2004 Ticket:
President: pyre
Vice President: To Be Announced
Campaign Manager: Some Guy, we forgot to ask his name.
Press Release:
November 7th, 2002
Washington, DC
The Procrastination Party announced its performance in the recent mid-term elections today. "We didn't do so hot," said a party spokesperson, "But you know, considering we hadn't really gotten around to figuring out what seats and governorships or whatever were up for election this year and if we had any potential candidates in those states, I guess it wasn't really that bad of a showing." Exit polls revealed that 98.9% of voters had never heard of the Procrastination Party, and a total of 0 registered Procrastination Party members turned out to vote in the mid-term elections
In a revolutionary show of initiative, the Procrastination Party also announced that the debacle of the mid-term elections has inspired them to start campaigning for the 2004 presidential elections immediately. The party has also taken a firm stance to campaign for Procrastination candidates in whichever other elections are up in 2004, just as soon as any of them figure out what other public offices will have their elections then.
Asked if they'd selected a presidential candidate yet, the party spokesperson replied "Yeah, of course we have! We're not THAT lazy you know. We're going to go with, um, that same guy as last time. You know him, uh, pyre! Yep, pyre for president!"
Previous Press Releases
History:
A complete and detailed history of the Procrastination Political Party can be viewed here. It should provide you with all the information on the PPP you need for your school reports or whatever.
Platform:
The Procrastination Political Party has taken a decisive stand on all of the relevent issues this year. Except for the ones we're still arguing about. And the ones we haven't started discussing. I think somebody said there were a few of them we didn't hear about, too. But you can still read all about our stand on the issues.
Local:
In addition to the Presidential Campaign there may be Procrastination Party candidates who're going to run in local elections in your area pretty soon. You can check our list of local- Okay, nevermind. I didn't get a chance to finish that page either, so just check if there's a Procrastination Party member on the ballot for your local elections please. Or ask around, because we hear there's this form you have to turn in or something to actually get on the ballot, so they might just be thinking about a write-in campaign instead.
Link Banners:
Show your support for the Procrastination Party's year 2004 presidential run by displaying one of these banners. Please link to "http://kadomafc.net/procrastinate.html" whenever you get around to it. Um, we'll make some new banners for 2004 sometime too, but use these for now.
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In the meantime, why don't you go spend some time with your crotch or maybe get some Dating Advice, hmm?
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