Procrastination Party Press Releases

November 8th, 2000

Washington, DC
The Procrastination Party announced its nomination today of beloved webmaster "pyre", author of the essentially unknown website kadomafc.net, for President of the United States in 2000. Also announced was the formation and existence of the Procrastination Political Party, even though the group claims to have been organized in "1988 or so, yeah, right around then." Procrastination Party officials remain optimistic of pyre's chances in the political arena this year, even though they have little time to campaign and get their message out to the public before yesterday's Presidential election.
When asked about his selection of a Vice-President, Presidential Candidate pyre inquired if he could be allowed to make that decision after he was elected, but mentioned that one possible running mate he was thinking about maybe considering was a man named "Undecided" who he'd heard was doing pretty good in the polls.